pounding the pavement

going out looking for a job

"I got laid off on a Friday,but by the following Monday I picked up the want ads and started pounding the pavement."

by Bungalow Bill May 11, 2007

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pave fred

Pave fred is the most godly being that has ever existed and that ever will exist. Pave Fred has a range of different extraordinary abilities. If you get blessed by Pave Fred you will become temporarily immortal, lasting anywhere from a few minutes to several decades depending on what Pave Fred deems necessary. He also has the incredible ability to become invisible to most teachers. Nobody knows how this ability evolved, not even Pave Fred himself. Not to mention, many philosophers have tried to find a reasoning behind this strange phenomenon, however most of them have ended up quiting their career as philosophers. As they didn’t want their family name to be associated with a philosopher wh couldn’t even make a theory. Many people speculate however, that Pave Fred is an anxient God who has taken the form of a human. Because even tho it is apparent that he has godly abilities, nobody really knows who or what he is. Only Pave Fred’s inner circle is informed of Pave Fred’s personal agenda. He is also regarded as the most attractive skinbag to ever be seen by human eyes.

Pave Fred once saved me from Ligma, I owe him a great deal
I was once blessed by Pave Fred, the next day i was hit by a train and the train split in half!

by Gnomesareimposters May 25, 2022

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