pastry is a beautiful man whom i fell in love with in the early weeks of 2021 and the love continued to grow during the few consistent months which we spoke. he’s a fearful man who puts family before everyone and he never hurt me. however, he did break my heart when he went to a dbe concert without me. i will marry pastry and i’m keeping this so i can show him where we’re married with kids and a few cats. he’s a cat lover and he’s good with kids and he loves me. he’s tall, beautiful and pakistani and he kinda sounds like he has a throat infection but i love it. nobody can replace a pastry, get one now.
by miloandmae April 13, 2023
Get the pastrymug. by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019
Get the Pastrymug. A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions
by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019
Get the French pastrymug. by Palmpuff February 6, 2025
Get the Zombie Pastrymug. by Cancer99 January 8, 2017
Get the Pastry puffmug. Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
by TyroneTT May 20, 2008
Get the Pastry Chefmug. A pastry is happens when a girl allows her sex partner to ejaculate in her ass. The girl decides to hold the ejaculate in. Later on when she takes a shit the turds come out with the ejaculate wrapped around them.
by Wife Annoyer July 31, 2018
Get the Pastrymug.