two hairs past freckle

a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.

1: Hey, what time is it?

2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's two hairs past freckle.

by mjaggard July 19, 2011

ghost of pussy past

Memories that enter your head of past GF's when you are tired of banging your current one.

I'm really sick of this bitch and I keep getting haunted by the ghost of pussy past.

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

dig up the past

To "Dig up the past" would be to reflect on the past or to bring up something of the past up in conversation which may not always be appropriate depending on the topic being spoken about.

"Ralph decided to dig up the past and say that he had remembered how he went hunting with a friend illegally, to a police officer."

by Nerd person October 31, 2013

Can't Get Past the First Level

A person who lacks almost compelete skills at video games

My friend is so lame at video games, they can't even get past the 1st level of Super Mario Bros!

by Jackie March 2, 2004

For the past...12 years

A meme from a drag queen named Jasmine Masters. When describing something you haven’t done or had for a while you use this phrase. It can also be used when someone keeps doing something.

“You’ve been singing that same song for the past...12 years!!”

by SekcB March 24, 2020

half past five

In Russia this term describes a weak erection.

- Mary, will you go on a date with Pyotr?
- Nah, he has a half past five in the pants.

by TurboSwine August 10, 2018

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past

He is the ghost of christmas past, and he is here to show you what christman was like.
alright.

1. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO.

2. The toys were also deficated upon because they were so STUPID.

3. I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. And he does not wear a shirt.

by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004