Penage

An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.

-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.

by antibugs November 30, 2021

pwnageness

to describe something that's major pwnage.

dude! lauren is SOO full of pwnageness!

by celineee![: August 24, 2007

pwnager

A weapon of mass destruction. Usually refering to a medieval weapon, Such as a large double handed sword, but may also be used in reference to any object which unleashes mass amounts of pwnage. Chuck Norris left and right legs, are also known as pwnagers.

We were loosing the battle, but then jimmy got out his pwnager and unleased the pwnage.

by Smeep January 23, 2006

super mega awesome boner pownage

Term for something awesome such as a cool trick you might do on a skateboard.

Dude! That was super mega awesome boner pownage!!

by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009

Pwnager

A person who pwns. a lot.

Person A: "im a n00b"
Person B: "no, ur not a n00b im just a pwnager"

by rahrawrrah September 29, 2009

PWN4GE

Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels. Spawned from the root word pwn, which originated as a misspelling of the word own. Hence this stupid word is two screw-ups away from anything close to english

Guy 1 "Holy crap he took out 4 dudes in 15 seconds."

Guy 2 "That's PWN4GE!!!"

by InfamousJ July 18, 2005

phwnage

When you physically or psychologically own the hell out of someone with a telephone. This can be accomplished many ways, you could:

1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.

Yeah, the other day I prank called Mike and said I was the cops, he was pissing his pants, then afterwards I threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. That was complete phwnage.

by Brian H October 31, 2005