PWILF

Pastor's Wife I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, have you seen Kay Warren? She is smoking hot."
"I know dude, she is such a PWILF"

by pwilf-admirer February 16, 2010

pilf

Politician I'd Love to Fuck

Sarah Palin is a PILF

by Justin January 18, 2009

Pilf

A Pilf is an individual who looks as though the top of his head might be on fire. He usually sees the world through squinty eyes and smells like old milk, it's probably just his dingleberries though. DO NOT, and I repeat DOOO NOT have food around a Pilf. He will go insane and ravage on everything in your household. Think you hear a tea kettle? Or a rape whistle? No... that's probably just the mouth of a young Pilf.

EMILY: Did you hear that sound?
BECCA: Yeah it's that Pilf kid whistling down the street after a white kitty.
EMILY: Can he even see the kitty? His eyes are so squinty.
BECCA: No one knows... all I know is that you better hide your burrito before he sees it.

by serio&herringINC. February 23, 2012

PILF

1)Principal I'd Like to Fuck
2)a principal you would see and say "get a leg up"

The only reason I go to school is to see PILF

by Cory November 16, 2003

V-PILF

Acronym for 'Vice President I'd Like to Fuck'. In reference to the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Damn that Sarah Palin is HOT! She's a V-PILF!!

by Joe Fink October 21, 2008

PILF

Partner I'd Like to Fuck.

"Who were you dancing with then?"
"Oh, that's my partner."
"He's a pure PILF!"

by Bexibabes July 30, 2008

PILF

noun-Prince I'd Like to Fuck. A male member of any royal family (excluding the King) that you would like to have sex with.

Prince Harry is such a PILF. Fuck Kate is one lucky pleb!

by VonHaig May 22, 2011