I was talkin' to my homeboy and some other guy got all prostive at the mouth. So I told him he better quit prostivating before he loses his prostives.
by Father Of Prostivology November 1, 2010
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Get the Do Something Productive with Your Bowels mug.a female that dudes often find themselves having meaningless sex with.Not wifey material, just "practice" for when the right girl comes along, hence the name practice.
by The Original New New May 8, 2006
Get the practice mug.Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.
Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.
Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.
Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?
Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.
Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.
Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.
Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.
by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010
Get the Productive Procrastination mug.Slang term used to say that one has been "smoking up" is one's car instead of attending an afterschool activity.
by The anonomous techie October 14, 2005
Get the SAT Practice mug.A protective cup is an almost triangular piece of equiptment that boys wear over their balls to protect them. They are sometimes used in bondage for girls (or gay guys) to feel and stuff.
I was the target of an attack of these assholes in gym class. He took off his protective cup, gave me a stinkface and then made me wear his protective cup over my face. He taped it there and then he spanked me. The cup was over my mouth so i couldnt scream.
by Brown Nose Biatch May 17, 2007
Get the Protective Cup mug.Laurey is being very profuctive at work today because she is too busy texting and playing on Facebook then actually "working".
by poser1212 November 12, 2010
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