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Presentation Boy

A cock-sucking battyman that does jack off to bird shit cause they hopeless, they are the beta version of Naparima College and does get doubles without barra and aloo-pie without aloo they like toti more than roti and would happily fuck yuh fadda for you
by I go bulla yuh bamsee March 20, 2021
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The third present

The act of allowing a guy to come in your mouth.
Guy 1: What did she get you for you birthday?
Guy 2: She gave me the third present.
by milimo June 11, 2011
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When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.
A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present
by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007
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presentate

Heather: "god, i really don't want to presentate in english today."
by baketucci May 16, 2011
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present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.
by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001
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Michael Vick present

A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.

Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.

That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.

The rest is history.
by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 24, 2010
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present it

Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.
Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!
by polos June 10, 2008
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