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Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.
"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."
by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013
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Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.
Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?
by Anonymore August 28, 2016
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When your aren’t believing a lie or false story/excuse someone is trying to give you but continue to act as if you are believing them to see how far they continue the lie.
If they thought I was believing any of that crap they were trying to feed me then they better Check my pockets for pork chops.
by I.W Osader March 11, 2026
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porkpopsan

Anette Paez, (commonly known as “porkpopsan”) is a 21 year old Hispanic TikTok live streamer. She is a variety streamer as she lists on her TikTok profile usually known for her gameplay of Geometry Dash, Minecraft, Roblox, and Super Mario. She currently has 186k followers on TikTok were she usually broadcasts her gameplay.
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Geometry Dash Girl?”

Person 2: “What?”

Person 1: “Her name is porkpopsan! She says she looks at her chat but she is actually kidnapped!”

Person 2: “Oh no!”

(This is based on TikTok search results.)
by murbndisctionaery May 31, 2024
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smoky porkhouse

When you are fucking in a car with the windows closed and the heat up. It gets sweaty and musty when you are laying pipe.
Damn last night my gf’s parents were home so we drove to the abandoned lot and turned the car into a smoky porkhouse.
by SafeSportsINC May 12, 2018
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