pooey needle

a needle that is covered in shit which you inject up your ass before masturbating.

chloe had seen a beautiful picture of jack brice and needed a pooey needle.

by Pooey Me July 23, 2012

Pooe

A new subject that is being entered in schools, it’s teaching children about the Kardashians and their history.

Teacher: Hlo students welcome to pooe class today we’re learning about the infamous Khloe Kartrashian.
Neena: um it’s Kardashian.
Teacher: I don’t care now everyone knows that Khloe is not Robert Kardashian’s real daughter right?
Stoodent: Yea duh Kris is not fooling anyone with her lIeS!!!
Neena: actually-
Teacher: SHUT UP NEENA!
Neena: I will eat you and sprinkle your pancreas with salt

And that’s the tEa!1!1!1!!1

by ryan_schenk June 22, 2019

poodenda

crotchular region of the female.

see, pudenda

hey, when my head was by your crotch, i noticed the odor of your poodenda. go take a shower.

by zeugma May 23, 2006

poobell

It's when you've had anal sex and pull your penis out and see bits of poo crust on your bellend/acorn

Scott pulled his penis out of Antonio and says "Antonio love, you've given me a poobell again"

by stonemonkey909 October 12, 2006

poofed

To expand; enlarge; poof out.

The cat was agitated. His tail was poofed out.

There was a strong wind today. Her skirt poofed out as the wind caught it.

by All Seeing Meteo June 11, 2006

poofer

slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen

For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.

by derek April 24, 2004

Poober

Poober. - Noun.

noun: poober,

The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’

Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.

. “Can we not just get an Uber? I need a poo.” - Poober

by Rufus Maxamillion October 2, 2018