pooaplegic

n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.

Impatient restaurant patron: "If you spend any longer in there you'll become a pooaplegic!"

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

Pooball

A ball of poo

My Pooball were huge last night after I ate Mexican food.

by POO IN MY DOOKIE HOLE July 18, 2017

pooface

mild insult that one can use on a friend.

sarah, you're a pooface.

by lethal Rizzle January 28, 2009

Poodaner

a womans vagina

doode morgans/jalynns poodaner smelt like a piece of fish!!

by IamD.fin. March 27, 2009

poogasm

the ecstatic relief one feels taking/during and after a big fat massive poo!

oh mate just had a massive poogasm!......
.....bloody hell just had multiple poogasm!!!
think i need to lie down after that poogasm

by deepseadavid August 19, 2008

poogasm

The anal version of an orgasm, in which a flurry of shit petrudes out of the ass, due to losing control of your bowels.

"Man T.J gives good poogasms"

by Shaun Glover July 11, 2003

Pooface

Can be used when insulting someone without being overly mean, such as close friends.

'Oh Olly is such a pooface!"

by Noodles__ September 25, 2010