Planksgiving

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Plinky stonker

Something that does not exist, used for asking someone if they have it.

"Do you have the plinky stonker?"
"No, what's that?"
"Guess you don't have it."

by I have sex daily July 9, 2021

River Plinko

When one takes a crap in a moving body of water while facing down stream and the turd "plinkos" off one or both of his/her legs.

Dude, I took a shit wrong in the stream and ended up playing "river plinko."

by lampropeltis311 August 29, 2009

Penis Pluck

When a mans pubic hair is caught in pants or zipper and is plucked out.

“Fuckkkk I just got a penis pluck I can’t move my legs!”

by Koidan🤙🏼💯 September 19, 2018

Wooden plank

Refers to a man or woman who is inept at interacting in sexual intercourse due to excess of alcohol, particularly in the case of the man.

Gertrude turned to Ernest and said;
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.

by DopeDickFuckChick January 19, 2021

Flat as a plank

When you pretty much don't have boobs.

Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!

by Enigmatic person April 11, 2019

St Louis Plank

The act of planking while in the air with no support and hovering for a moment. The persons body must be as straight as possible, parallel to the surface below, with arms flush to their torso and give zero Fs to to forthcoming slam. The brief moment that all these attributes are true, and photographed is termed: St Louis Plank. Usually accomplished by jumping onto a bed (sometimes off another bed) and landing completely flat bodied and smush faced. Originating in St Louis in the early 2020s, this exercise can be performed either as a way to show total excitement or complete exhaustion and is most commonly performed by a person for an audience with a camera app at the ready. A variation, the St Louis Multi Plank, can be performed where at least 2 people attempt the SLP from opposing beds- ie that of a hotel room.

Friend1: Yo dawg, I just danced all night and finna passout.

<Launches Himself on the bed with arms at sides and face first in the pillow>

Friend2: <snaps photo while friend1 was in the air like a boss>. Awwshnaps, I just got a foto of yo St Louis Plank!

Friend1: post that ish! <snorrrrrrrrres>

by Jon Hammburger July 25, 2023