Neighbor Please

The politically correct way to say Nigger Please

Lexus: " I don't know why they lock him up. He wasn't stealing his wallet, he was putting it back."
Mercedes: "Neighbor please!"

by Kid Rectal December 21, 2008

Nigga Please

When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.

Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

please

an expression of joy or laughter in response to a funny joke/statement. typically a substitute for "LOL", "LMAO", etc.

"did you see this picture that laur sent?"

"PLEASE THAT'S SO FUNNY"

by fairydoir February 18, 2021

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

To add to the unreal tournament definition it is also found in the film 'hellraiser'

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering
Man thats a cool quote

by anonymous............ally August 11, 2006

pleard

A bearded man who wears plaid.

There were hundreds of pleards at the folk fest.

by gmat October 12, 2008

pleat shark

an erection found within the depths of an office workers pleated pants (typically chinos) this specific erection is not an advanced chubby, this is THE REAL DEAL, a major obvious erection

well my day was immeadiatly ruined by my boss's pleat shark he got after the new inturn bent over to fix her shoe.

by victorzarnowitz4563 May 16, 2009

pleatherman

Any generic multitool used by vegans, cheapskates, and others who disapprove of the name, price, or authenticity of Leatherman(tm) brand multitools.

Greg: I can't believe your new leatherman broke that easily!
Jody: Actually it's a pleatherman my dad picked up in chinatown last weekend.
Greg: That sucks. Maybe if you weren't a vegan he would have bought a genuine leatherman instead of that cheap knock-off pleatherman.
Jody: Doubtful. My dad's a perennial cheapskate.

by pleatherman December 22, 2009