A pimp is a dealer of hoes of
bitches. If he is Scottish he will pretend to be friends with hobos to gain THEM as bitches aswell. He will put on an American accent and bother unsuspecting
people on the streets whilst trying to look cool. The only "hoes" he has are his
sister and younger cousin who are both chavette sluts. That is a A Scottish pimp.
pimp-"YO! Y'all want some
bitches?!?!"
random guy-"Excuse me?"
pimp-"Y'all look desperate! Come have one of my
bitches, it'll cost £100 man..."
random guy-"I don't want a "bitch" thank you very much!"
pimp-"come on man! your girlfriend won't eva know duuuude!"
random guy-"I don't have a girlfriend"
pimp-"So why not have a bitch for the night maaaaaan?!"
random guy's boyfriend-"cuz we're goin to the new gay bar and don't need any
bitches you low life f****r! Get a real job and leave us alone!"
pimp-"awwwww shit!"