A crappy inslut that has been said to me 100's of thimes when I clamp chavs and they have nothing to say. Chavs are the scum of Scotland, neigh...the WORLD!
chav-"Oi you, you're a pure mental gofic sweaty arent u?"
me-"Your a pure mental annoying little chav arent you?"
chav"...Uhhhhhh...well...So's yer ma!"
me-"Your a pure mental annoying little chav arent you?"
chav"...Uhhhhhh...well...So's yer ma!"
by kimran November 30, 2003
A pimp is a dealer of hoes of bitches. If he is Scottish he will pretend to be friends with hobos to gain THEM as bitches aswell. He will put on an American accent and bother unsuspecting people on the streets whilst trying to look cool. The only "hoes" he has are his sister and younger cousin who are both chavette sluts. That is a A Scottish pimp.
pimp-"YO! Y'all want some bitches?!?!"
random guy-"Excuse me?"
pimp-"Y'all look desperate! Come have one of my bitches, it'll cost £100 man..."
random guy-"I don't want a "bitch" thank you very much!"
pimp-"come on man! your girlfriend won't eva know duuuude!"
random guy-"I don't have a girlfriend"
pimp-"So why not have a bitch for the night maaaaaan?!"
random guy's boyfriend-"cuz we're goin to the new gay bar and don't need any bitches you low life f****r! Get a real job and leave us alone!"
pimp-"awwwww shit!"
random guy-"Excuse me?"
pimp-"Y'all look desperate! Come have one of my bitches, it'll cost £100 man..."
random guy-"I don't want a "bitch" thank you very much!"
pimp-"come on man! your girlfriend won't eva know duuuude!"
random guy-"I don't have a girlfriend"
pimp-"So why not have a bitch for the night maaaaaan?!"
random guy's boyfriend-"cuz we're goin to the new gay bar and don't need any bitches you low life f****r! Get a real job and leave us alone!"
pimp-"awwwww shit!"
by kimran November 30, 2003