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McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose

The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.
"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"
by Drum Bentley July 3, 2006
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Rule against perpetuities

A legal term used when a lawyer doesn't know what the hell they are talking about or has a complete lack of knowledge on an area of law.
Also a term used when a lawyer cannot be sued for malpractice
Lawyer Lexi: Hey can you help me with my 10(b)(5) pleading?
Lawyer Larry: Uh no that's totally rule against perpetuities to me

Lawyer Lenny: Hey I heard you screwed up and are now being sued for malpractice
Lawyer Leslie: No I only screwed up the rule against perpetuities so they can't sue me
by LawraLaw April 29, 2010
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perpetual

The perpetual spinning, flashing, twirling, splashing, and rotation and fluorish of colors and lights everywhere are but a few of the spoils of halucenagenic mushrooms.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Perpendizzle

Term that refers to a math teacher or one who enjoys math.
Billy: I have Math 4th period.
John: That sucks.
Billy: Not really, I am a perpendizzle, I love Math.
John: I see.
by Zack Taylor December 27, 2004
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Peripheral

When a male pulls out his penis and flops it around so that people around him will catch a glimpse of it in their peripheral vision.
Jon gave me a peripheral last night and now I'm having nightmares.
by Cliff Hanger May 27, 2012
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Perimeter

A nickname for the expressway (I-285) that circles the city of Atlanta. It is one of the main highways people use to get around metro Atlanta.

The abbreviations ITP and OTP are used to define whether someone lives Inside the Perimeter (inside/close to the city of Atlanta), or Outside the Perimeter (in an outlying suburban area).
I live outside the Perimeter. There's no way I'm getting stuck in traffic for hours just to pick you up!
by ANFjon20 May 3, 2008
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Peripheral Pussy

What an average guy hunts for as he attempts to cling as a hangers on to a group of men of much higher social status or nobility. Typically, the women associated with said group of elite men tend to be of much higher quality than the women to which the average guy would normally be privy.
An after-show party:

Hot dumb groupie: Hey, are you with the band?
Joe Shmoe: No, I'm just here for the peripheral pussy.
Hot dumb groupie: Cute. Well the lead singer is taken for the night. You wanna fuck instead?
Joe Shmoe: No...
Hot dumb groupie: ?...
Joe Shmoe: JK, yes.
by Jacek S. April 30, 2008
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