peniblood

vaginal blood on the male penis; usually after intercouse with a bleeding vagina. Geneerally cleaned off by a peniblood blowjob.

Amanda: Hey, is that peniblood?
Robert: Yeah, you're on your period Bitch.
Amanda: I'm sorry. Let me fix that with a peniblood blowjob.

by Roberto Ordez September 30, 2011

Penile Shaft

The shaft of a man's penis. Or really, any penis for that matter.

"Hey there, you penile shaft!"

by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004

penilised

To have recieved a penis into any given orific

Mate, I wouldn't go down the park after night time. Theres a good chance you will get penilised

by crazysteve1986 September 4, 2009

Penial Highnation

The art of smoking marijuana through your penis.

J in the pee hole = Penial highnation.

by AMERICAenjoys69 May 25, 2011

Penile Plasticia

An organic polymer strand grown in the penis in all male primates. Ejects itself around puberty. Not a lie or nuttin'. Love you Imgur.

I lost my penile plasticia. Today is the day I become a man.

by damon rosco January 22, 2014

Penilemice

Penilemice are small creatures that bury into your penis and make it erect as they eat it from the inside, the only way to get rid of them however is to buy cats.

"Oh no! I have Penilemice in me!"
"Dude you better buy some cats quickly!"

by The Mad Penilemouse April 23, 2017

penile conversion therapy

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.

Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.

by A tall midget April 24, 2017