patriot

Air blown from one's mouth with the intention of blocking a bad odor from reaching the nostrils.

My cousin tried to burp in my face, but I shot it down with a patriot.

by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007

patriot

a misguided bomb/a massmurderer/a child with a gun

oh no ! its an americanpatriot! duck and cover!

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

Patriotism

Right after 9/11, almost everyone in the US all of a sudden loved America. They were wearing flag shirts, hats, the flag itself, flag painted cars and trucks (more trucks than anything). On July 4 before 911, these people would put put their flag on their door, front yard or whatever and the day after, take it down. But boy, right after 911, they were spouting "fuck those arabs, I'm American", keeping that flag up 24/7. It really is sad because the people who all of a sudden became this patriotic after 911 should have been patriotic all along. Patriotism was being practiced by people who never really gave a shit before. They are also the ones who believe that everything that happened on 911 was all done by a terrorist group thousand of miles away.

911 believer: My flag is so cool, this is real patriotism. I got my flag car, and all the other bullshit poser patriotic stuff to show I'm down with the US.

by Beerian February 20, 2008

Patriots

Patriots is a shitty football team that will never win another Super Bowl for 50 years and with never ever beat the Eagles because the patriots suck.

Hey do you like the Patriots?
No, the Patriots suck at football!

by SupremeHeem February 4, 2018

Patriot

Noun: A term that once meant you were honorable and loved your country. Today it means you’re a racist asshole. When you hear “I’m a patriot,” you can be sure something racist was said or is about to be said.

Joe: “I hate these fucking Mexicans taking our jobs and their dreamer kids not leaving too.”

Bill: “joe, that’s racist, stupid and unneeded.”

Joe:”No, Bill, it’s not! I am a patriot! Excuse me while I got fuck my sister and make America great again.”

by SatansWarBoner May 24, 2018

patriot

bru so instead of using “period” use patriot bc it sounds cooler.

“and i said ‘bitch that’s on patriot’ and won my argument”

by Zaddy Nye June 11, 2020

patriot

Hitler

someone of Hitlish origin, or at least looks like hitler

hitler is the greatest patriot in history

by hitler July 15, 2004