Patriot

Noun: A term that once meant you were honorable and loved your country. Today it means you’re a racist asshole. When you hear “I’m a patriot,” you can be sure something racist was said or is about to be said.

Joe: “I hate these fucking Mexicans taking our jobs and their dreamer kids not leaving too.”

Bill: “joe, that’s racist, stupid and unneeded.”

Joe:”No, Bill, it’s not! I am a patriot! Excuse me while I got fuck my sister and make America great again.”