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Part Time Muff Diver

A girl who gives oral pleasure to another girl, part time. The rest of the time she is having her own muff dived.
Hannah is a part time muff diver, the rest of the time her muff is been dove in to.
by Ben6464 October 9, 2006
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part 2

he first thing to know about sociopaths is that they lie: and they lie for no reason. And without remorse. Secondly, they are manipulative. They are so good at changing people's perceptions of reality to match their own. You’ll be convinced you remember an event correctly, and they can twist your mind and the world until you aren’t even sure anymore and suddenly YOU are the liar. Thirdly, they are selfish. The have not capability to feel anything from anyone other than themselves. They are narcissistic.

So when you hear that they are selfish people, you wonder “why would a sociopath ever have kids?” I honestly don't know. And if anyone finds an answer to this one, let me know. It probably suited their needs at the time. Maybe it gave them an audience that would implicitly believe all of their B.S. when the rest of the world stopped listening to them. But you don’t know for sure; you’d have to ask them. But then you’d probably get a lie instead of an answer. So all you can do is speculate.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019
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part of the way

a term used to describe the extent of someone's sexual experience; lies between no experience, and ALL the way (a.k.a. sex, home run)

can also be used as a description in front of a person's name
"dude did you hear about jason and megan? they totally went part of the way!"
"whoa here comes part of the way megan!"
by theexperiencedone October 19, 2005
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part - y

A small phrase used to signify about to have some fun. Usually used in a rap tense.
yo its time to P.A.R.T. why? because I gotta.
by Justice October 16, 2002
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Part Time Shag

A bloke or lass that you have no emotional connection to who you shag... a lot.
I don't need a relationship I've got a part time shag.

Dude I think my part time shag is developing feelings for me.

You're now in a relationship with your part time shag, you're a faggot.
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Part-Time Jobs

1. A (middle) manager whose reach far exceeds his grasp.

2. A Local Caesar for the digital age.
Bert: How is your contribution to the strategic planning committee's mission statement coming along?

Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.

Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.

Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.
by Bergstein March 8, 2011
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Part of the ship, part of the crew

Originating from the move Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, the quote "Part of the ship, part of the crew" means that once you join, you can never leave.

This quote is commonly applied by users of the meme/porn/racist app iFunny, to signify a rising celebrities popularity within the app.
In reference to HyperCalisthenics recent popularity in iFunny, the comments read:

Part of the ship, part of the crew
by ChiefChurch August 14, 2020
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