pap smear

when a younge lady goes to a gynecologist
and they stick this metal opener thing in you
and feel your ovaries and swab you and shit.

"god damnit franny, i have to go to the gynecologist today for a pap smear!"
"really?! that sucks!"

by nikki big papa October 23, 2007

pap slap

Where an individual slaps the 'paps' or man breasts of an innocent and unsuspecting male bystander.

"OMG Gerry just got pap slapped LOL"

by varrikins June 26, 2008

Pap Rocks

The art of passing both ejaculate and kidney stones onto your significant other's face.

The other night, I let my husband pass his bloody Pap Rocks all over my face.

by SplumCannon2000 May 18, 2016

Pap-en-Fus

A unit of measurement, approx. 6 inches in length and 3 inches in girth.

or

A very nosey person, a person with a large nosey.

Gosh dear, you stretched me to a pap-en-fus!

Wowser, billy bob sure is being pap-en-fus today... always putting his pap-en-fus where it doesn't belong!

by Black Andrew April 22, 2011

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

pap features

A comeback commonly used by people who enjoy childish insults and who cannot think of a decent comeback at the time of insult.
Can also be a term of endearment for sadistic friends.
See "fuckbag" and also "shiteface"

"Shut it pap features."
"What you up to pap features."

by Disco_Magnet March 6, 2009

pap pap game

A game in which a male slaps his donkey schlong on his thighs it is usually played in the shower it got its name from the slapping noise from hitting his dick on his thighs

Yo, man, I played the pap pap game and it made me so hard bro.

by extraterrestrial baby monkey December 6, 2017