paid agitator

A person who is paid to agitate another person or other people. A paid agitator can also be politically or personally motivated.

Owen: Who is that person that drove me up the wall over cats?
Lisa: That's just a paid agitator named Richard Davis.

by vincentupsdellred August 23, 2018

Paid

I haven't been paid anything by anyone. I don't know who the hell you paid but it sure as hell wasn't me. And I don't shut up about my contribution because no one but me will say anything about it. My contribution has yet to be formally acknowledged. And no you couldn't have done it without me because the potential for the solution literally existed for years (since 2015 before I even started writing). So, no. I'm not going to let any amount of bald-retard jealousy undermine the most significant accomplishment in the last several decades. Will the 2 trillion dollar valuation I could literally pay all of your fighters out-of-pocket more than you can actually afford to pay based on how much generate with their labor.

Hym "And I'd need to be paid a lot more than that. And I'm going to need some residuals. And a holiday. And Jordan Peterson needs to go back to Canada."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2024

paid mole

Stan twitter jargon for individuals who present themselves as affiliated or unbiased towards certain entities but exhibit tendencies that suggest the opposite.

Stan Twitter User 1: “.@iamcardib's "Bodak Yellow" is now the most watched solo music video by a female rapper in YouTube history, surpassing @NICKIMINAJ's "Anaconda".”
Stan Twitter User 2: “Anaconda took the record back but I bet you won’t post that huh? Paid moles“

by Rosanika April 24, 2024

Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.

“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier”

by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024

Stu-paid

Oprah Bill Gates Walt Disney money (usually small bills)

You hear Randy grandad passed. Dude Stu-paid

by Samoht ddot October 1, 2021

Paid to lie

Oh no I know Jackie.

Hym "And not just paid to lie but paid to hint at what is actually the case, 'tell me what Iwant to hear,' read from of a script of things I've said previously, and blatantly insult and what you idiots are top stupid to understand is that he is passing off to you a joke about the inefficacy of affirmation therapy and the literal weaponization of schizophrenia as a legitimate legal or mental health tool."

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025

Paid promote

Paid Promotion

a common tactic used by countless businesses by selling spaces on their page.

Are you up for Paid promote?
DM for cheap PP/Giveaways

by specialty123 May 20, 2018