Optimalternative

When you see somebody doing something or acting some way and you want to do/be just the opposite.

Sunny was so sweet deciding that she would be optimalternative in her behavior as a reverse inspiration caused by the shenanigans she witnessed.

by RayRayBeLove2020 July 23, 2021

Best Option

A pompous ass that proclaims he can do something, which far exceeds any capabilities he really has. This usually occurs in a person who has an inflated ego and has been drinking heavily. When he attempts to backup his talk, he fails miserably and is a complete embarrassment.

Oh, you need someone on your team for beach volleyball? The rest of these guys suck. I could've been on the Olympic team if I wanted, so it's pretty obvious that you should choose me. I'm your "Best Option"!

by Bottoms Up! February 6, 2010

Russian Optimism

(noun) The act of finding the (barely) upside in a terrible situation. Usually used in a oxymoron type of way.

"Did you know that Detroit has twice the murder rate of Iraq?" asked Ben. "Here's the bright side, this means that Iraq, is halfway to democracy. This also means that if you live in Detroit, join the U.S. Army and get deployed to Iraq, your chances for survival just doubled. That's Russian Optimism."

by beeenjammin December 30, 2014

Cautiously Optimistic

Hopeful yet exercising caution

Patrick coined the phrase cautiously optimistic while dreaming of winning the lotto

by Peter31731 April 17, 2019

Blind optimism

Thinking everyone you like will also be someone you can trust would be blind optimism, and at some point reality shows somebody that not everybody you like will be someone you also trust.

The charming guy/girl was hard not to like, but after years of being around this guy/girl, the blind optimism that started the relationship (friendship) ended up getting a bit more realistic when one party knew they'd never fully trust the other, attempt after attempt at trusting the other party had shown them that. When life was not a party, the people they liked the most were seldom the ones they could continue to trust.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

Optimal Drunkenness

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

by Chris Cole December 5, 2004

The Optimus

The Optimus is when a male sticks is face into a woman's vaginal region, places his lips down on her labia and mutters "Roll Out" in a deep voice. This usually results in a instant orgasm from the female followed by an erection for the male which may last longer than 4 hours.

Female: Hey baby, I'm tired of the Shocker, the Annihilater, and the Devastator. Try something new.

Male: *Thinks of Transformer named Devastator* Can I try the Optimus?

by That Douchebag. October 4, 2011