office politics

A bunch of bored unlaid woman causing unwanted drama who will eventually piss you off and get you fired.

Hey Diana! Guess who i saw in Caesars last nite?
Who?
Tadd with his so called friend!
I am so bored, my husband won't touch me anymore!
I really don't want to be touched!

I really hate office politics, but i am usually the one who creates it!!

Oh! Linda you are so funny, we need to get together for lunch.
(Linda leaves the room)

Todd i really don't like her.
Huddle Huddle Whisper Whisper!

by Spirit Lady July 22, 2011

officejet

An all in machine that is designed to fax, scan, make copies, and print documents. Most of these printers will not do any of the above functions once you bring it home.

My officejet just jammed and got all exploded everywhere

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Office spous

A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.
It is also called 'Office husband'.

Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Philip from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but he's already married. He's just my office spous.

by Yong Hwan Kim October 30, 2008

Office Eyes

A motion of the eyes, looking for a camera that isn't there after exchanging words and/or another type of interaction with someone.

Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.

Michael: Jim, if this is it for me…promise me something…host the Dundies…
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera

by DirtyFrank27 February 10, 2010

Office Coffee

Office Coffee is any type of alcohol, but usually as liquor added to coffee, that is consumed while in the office and on the clock. Like it's sister term, "Road Soda," Office Coffee is generally illegal in most states and may constitute grounds for corrective action/termination/legal action.

I like whiskey in my Office Coffee - especially on Mondays.

by VICTOR700 March 7, 2011

Office Bollocks

When a male is working away at his desk in a hot office and his scrotum region begins to sweat excessively which results in a repulsive odour.

"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"

by Wayne car July 11, 2015

Soft Office Bod

Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it.

Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?

or

Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"

Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."

by thelittlecupcake May 20, 2010