Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.

Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."

by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018

Octopus

A creature with a head and eight dicks used to massage the vagina

Brenden: “Dang motherfucker that creature has eight dicks!”

David: “Oh that’s just an octopus”

by Grandma Toots April 27, 2019

ordering octopus at a tapas bar

Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.

Eric got destroyed in fantasy football. It's like he is ordering octopus at a tapas bar.

by cockodoo September 8, 2010

Squealing Octopus

When a female; or a group of females, pours ink into the crevise of their vagina and proceeds to queef as the Ink sprays out in orderly fashion. (Plural: Squealing Octopussy)

Damn ma, I want you to do that squealing octopus all over my anus!

by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015

Norwegian octopus slayer

Someone that will take your bitch and doesn't give two fucks and they will slay your bitch ass in a fight and then fuck your girl long dick style

Damn dude you hear about jimmy kid I hear he's a total Norwegian octopus slayer

by Ryan Shepard January 21, 2017

Summon the Octopus

The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.

"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"

by bjbroderick February 28, 2009

octopussy

8 extremely desperate women having extreme intimacy with a single cock. Being able to finesse 8 girls from behind on a single bed. Mostly a college thing unless your a high school starting QB. All around great time

“ Bruh I’m finna get some octopussy tonight after the game “ - Studs

by the beezo May 6, 2018