A surgical procedure to cut the line running from a persons rectum to thier mouth to keep them from talking shit.
Guy1: Man, I got some BJ and P from Julie last night, blasted on her face, then I bolted like a skeet skeet bandit.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.
by Bill Hawko August 20, 2010
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1. The act of forcing one's enclosed fist into another person's gaping mouth for sexual arousal and pleasure.
2. A brutal death metal band from Switzerland.
3. A track by Slovakian brutal death metal band 'Sanatorium', featured in their album, "Celebration of Exhumation."
1. The act of forcing one's enclosed fist into another person's gaping mouth for sexual arousal and pleasure.
2. A brutal death metal band from Switzerland.
3. A track by Slovakian brutal death metal band 'Sanatorium', featured in their album, "Celebration of Exhumation."
"These guys are from Switzerland and they're called 'Oral Fistfuck'... Now there's an activity I would not suggest to come up with at a first date." - Ed Veter, under the Youtube username 'InfidelAmsterdam'.
by Anonymous666777 February 16, 2013
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When a woman gives a man a blow job and or hand job until the man is ready to ejaculate. She grasps the penis and has the jizz spread all over her teeth like toothpaste and then begins to brush the jizz on her teeth with the penis like a toothbrush.
My girl doesn't brush her teeth with just any old boring tooth brush and tooth paste, she uses Oral D
by gamer46ful August 8, 2013
Get the Oral D mug.The act between a male and a female in which the man applies a line of tooth paste to his erect penises shaft which then the women proceeds to clean her teeth with. It is normally done after sex as a means of both pleasing the male and cleaning the females teeth. A perfect end to any night.
After sex A.F decided on cleaning her teeth. She decide on doing so but also wanted to please her man D.R. She decided on Oral-D.
by D.R.A.F December 9, 2013
Get the Oral-D mug.Oral vore has 2 definitions, swallowing and digesting food or swallowing and digesting people (Fetish)
"I oral vore food Because if I don't I'll starve to death" "I'm going to oral vore him because he saw me vore another person and they're delicious hehehe ~ <3"
by Antiyx December 12, 2020
Get the oral vore mug.If you seen the chappelle show it is something like the sex contract, but without an actuall paper document. It's when a girl doesn't want her boyfriend to have sex on spring break so she makes an agreement with him, coming to conclusion they can only have oral sex with other people.
Thow Thow: "did you say something about an oral agreement."
Lawdogg: "Yeah!! It's cool right?"
Thow Thow: (thinking in his head) "This bitch is crazy!!"
Lawdogg: (thinking in her head) "I am gonna get soooo many guys to eat my pussy on springbreak!!!WOO!! '04 '04!!!"
Insane V, Griz and FJ: (Laughing in the background)
Luda: (Strummin off in the background)
Hulk: "RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Skank Bitches!!!"
Luda: (thinking in his head) "I think i am gonna slip Lawdogg the sleepy slipper!!"
Lawdogg: "Yeah!! It's cool right?"
Thow Thow: (thinking in his head) "This bitch is crazy!!"
Lawdogg: (thinking in her head) "I am gonna get soooo many guys to eat my pussy on springbreak!!!WOO!! '04 '04!!!"
Insane V, Griz and FJ: (Laughing in the background)
Luda: (Strummin off in the background)
Hulk: "RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Skank Bitches!!!"
Luda: (thinking in his head) "I think i am gonna slip Lawdogg the sleepy slipper!!"
by Insane V April 23, 2004
Get the Oral Agreement mug.The act of two persons using their mouth to perform sexual intercourse.
It can occur in heterosexual and homosexual relations and is often used as an alternative or in addition to vaginal intercourse or anal intercourse.
It can occur in heterosexual and homosexual relations and is often used as an alternative or in addition to vaginal intercourse or anal intercourse.
Adam and me love to engage in oral sex.
When I got married my wife and I tried everything, even oral sex!
When I got married my wife and I tried everything, even oral sex!
by Nicolenomicon February 6, 2010
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