Olbermann

German. Verb.

1. Specific act of cuckoldry: To manually assist the insertion of the superior male’s wrench into the glistening vent of the enthusiastically receiving spouse.

Austrian. Noun.

2. Sub-literate, drunk, impotent seat-sniffer.

“Ohmygod fuck you, Carl. Least I didn’t Olbermann Big Randall on my wife’s birthday, you fuckin pervert.”

by Dbag Jones August 31, 2023

David Olvera Montiel

God Himself

Man: hello David Olvera Montiel
David: hello

by Father Mushroom May 28, 2018

Olver

Awesome chick who is caring, kind, sweet and thoughtful. Always has time for people and is great at being cheery and empathetic. She is also very remembery.

That was so Olver of her!

by lissyk January 18, 2011

Older Sibling

Annoying pretentious dickhead that thinks their tough shit for hogging everything and bossing over you and telling you how annoying you are for calling them out on their behavior. You have no power against them either, and no amount of talking is going to get them to listen to you. They think they're sophisticated adults but in reality they're just an annoying little shit.

"Remembered that my older sibling exists. Day ruined."

by anonynonmous December 22, 2020

dating an older man

Bald-digging

Fancy going bald-digging later?

My friend's dating an older man; she's such a bald digger

by Oldmanlover November 1, 2013

obgervious

adj - abstracted from established meaning, traditionally referring to words, syllables or sounds.

Gertrude Stein's "Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose" is a fairly obgervious poem.

by amye September 5, 2008

older head

a older person on the block around 25 & over

shawn is an older head

by vybzworldboss March 4, 2019