directioner

They don't even need a definition. They're like illuminati. Say something about them and they'll come after you with a fucking knife. They love five singing idiots, so you don't even have to point out they're stupid. They waste their lives using the JHLEGYDH language, crying over shirtless pictures of their husbands, and losing ovaries. Directioners have feels that you can't even imagine. These girls, or guys, would use every last penny they own to buy a doorknob that Harry touched. They struggle and cry over simple things such as deciding who's name to write last. Oh, and don't EVER confuse a directioner for a directionator. EVER. Good bye peasant.

If you still wear stripes and think it's funny, you aren't a directioner.

by The queen of them November 18, 2012

Directioner

Directioners are the best fandom in the whole world. They are a fandom based off of One Direction. They are great at hacking into airport security cameras, CCTV's, figuring our their blood types and even Penis sizes, and finding out what time the boys were born and in what hospital, how much they weighed as a baby, etc. Directioners are also smart. They're the most popular fandom in the world by ruling Wattpad, YouTube, Twitter, Google, and Tumblr, and many other sites. They are very excellent at making fanfics, photo edits, videos and they are the most updated fandom ever that keeps the biggest boyband in the world strong. Oh, and we are also the horniest fandom, so don't be surprised if you see one of us reading One Direction smut.

Directioner: Niall's blood type is A. Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991. Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches. Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born . Harry's blood type is B.
Friend: How do you know this stuff?!
Directioner: Get used to it. I'm a Directioner

by 5DirectionofSummerMix November 20, 2017

One Direction

A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger.

An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'.

Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?

Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much!

Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best.

*random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*.

by Cuppa Tea? October 22, 2010

One Direction

the reason for my sexual frustration

me: *le looking at pictures of one direction*
me: *le crey* why can't they love me?

by not an obsessive fan April 10, 2012

One Direction

Which way do 5 gay guys walk?

One direction!

Enough said.

by 2Pac4Lyfe September 3, 2013

One Direction

A boy band that has taken over the the minds of stupid teenage girls that have squealing problems.

Random Fangirl:OH EM GEEE ONE DIRECTION IS LEIK SOOO HAWWWTT I LOVE THEM THEY ARE GODS AND I LOVE THEM SOO MUCH

Me:Come on,they aren't that great.

Fangirl:YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!

Me:I'm behind a computer screen....You can't kill me.

by nonfangirlLawl December 24, 2012

Directionator

an anti-fan of one direction ... commonly think tht niall is spelled nyall...louis as lewis or luis zayn is zain and that they are only popular for their looks.

the most annoying of all "fans" out there usually start fights with the reall fans (directioners) on twitter. only know 1 or 2 songs and put down any love intrests of the boys

directionator: OMG I LOVE HARRY AND LIAM... NYALLS UGLY THOUGH ...
directioner: *le facepalm* NO GTFO directionator

by @/\/\@/\/|)@ August 17, 2012