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New New Orleans

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A somewhat derogatory name for the cities of Houston, TX and Baton Rouge, LA due to the mass influx of displaced New Orleans residents after the Hurricane Katrina disaster. The name alludes to the burden these evacuee communities have placed on the infrastructure of said cities. Many use the term to comment on the increased crime and welfare rates in Baton Rouge and Houston.
A friend of mine lives in Baton Rouge. He's hating it in New New Orleans.

You going to the concert in Houston? If you're going down to New New Orleans be sure to bring your body armor.
by Tom H. September 17, 2006
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One of the best party schools in the country.
#5 in Lots of Hard Liquor
#10 in Party Schools
#20 in Lots of Beer
I went to Loyola University New Orleans so I can fuck all the drunk sluts that went there
by Drunk Mike February 11, 2006
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When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.
Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.
by Swamp ride December 16, 2021
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There is a house in New Orleans, it’s called a the rising sun. Its in ruins. It causes sin and misery. It causes you to wear a ball and chain
Denier: there is no house in New Orleans

Based Chad: the animals reference

Denier: 😮
by Mr.Explaner August 21, 2022
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New Orlean's Tornado

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it is the act of performing sexual intercourse with a black chick while spinning her and you repeatidly throw objects at her
i just new orlean's tornado this chick and broke her nose
by tarou micheal January 11, 2009
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new-orleanize

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to cause destruction, jailbreaks, looting, homicide, and cannabalism to a town or city through means of flooding.
It's a good idea to have flood insurance in case your house gets new-orleanized.
by Dr. Gook A. Chink April 3, 2009
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New Orlean Saints

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Absolute chokers in the playoffs. Allow 30 yard TD's with 7 seconds left
The New Orlean Saints choked a 1 point lead against the Vikings in the playoffs
by cancercakes January 14, 2018
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