Metrosexual

A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.

Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."

by Elizabeth July 31, 2003

Retrosexual

an experience with someone later in life who was known and perhaps dated at a much earlier time of life

"I had not gone out with her since high school, but I found her on the internet and now we are seeing each other again, I guess you could call it a retrosexual experience"

by iRustin September 13, 2009

Necrosexual

Being Sexually Attracted to a Necromancer.

The attraction is not based on Gender but rather the subjects ability to wield the dark art of Necromancy.

Amnirin: Did you hear about the Necromancer that came into town this morning?
Ithon: You mean the one with the cute butt?
Amnirin: That's the one! I need to wed me a Necromancer one day. I guess that makes me a Necrosexual
Ithon: Girl, Same.

by Generally A Gamer October 17, 2019

Metrosexual

A man who has a sexual attraction to city buses; esp. in Seattle where the transit system is called Metro and the buses are all labelled Metro on their fronts.

{Juan}: Hey Larry! Did you know that John is a Metrosexual?
{Larry}: Yes I did Juan; I've known that for years if not decades now. He's a real fucking bus freak.

by Telephony June 12, 2018

metrosexual

A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf.

(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)

Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Vanity: Metrosexual!
Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh...
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 8, 2004

metrosexual

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.
-From Netscape Celebrity

The kind of guy who paints his nails, wears flip-flops, owns a lot of shoes, takes an hour to do their hair etc. but is not really gay.

by kegeten July 17, 2003

flaming hetrosexual

A flaming hetrosexual is a person who is so overly fixated at appearing straight and manly that it boarders on gayness.
See flaming homosexual

Dude1:"I am going to Starbucks, you want to come along?"
Dude2:"I don't go to Starbucks I am afraid I might turn gay."
Dude1:"dude, you are such a flaming hetrosexual."

by oh_noes April 22, 2006