A flaming hetrosexual is a person who is so overly fixated at appearing straight and manly that it boarders on gayness.
See flaming homosexual
Dude1:"I am going to Starbucks, you want to come along?"
Dude2:"I don't go to Starbucks I am afraid I might turn gay."
Dude1:"dude, you are such a flaming hetrosexual."
by oh_noes April 1, 2006
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