Baby neighbor 

The one that finds your child wandering in the street when the baby mama and baby daddy are not watching the baby.

Baby mama and baby daddy were tired so they sent thier child across the street to the baby neighbor.

Baby neighbor by Kacey72012 February 21, 2019

Eskimo Neighbor 

A person who has participated in sexual relations at some time in the same geographic location as another.

I wonder how many Eskimo Neighbors I have after staying in this hotel.

Eskimo Neighbor by Yacob Yurl December 16, 2020

Under-30 neighbor 

noun; a person who will help you with internet and technology

Dude, you are such a Under-30 neighbor!

Under-30 neighbor by anonymouslyhere August 15, 2012

Mary Erins Neighbor

The bitch from across the street that won’t stop laughing like a hog

god, that mary erins neighbor us so funny

Mary Erins Neighbor by Mary Erins Neighbor November 30, 2020

like A good neighbor state farm is there 

Its when u summon jake from state farm

My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt

like A good neighbor state farm is there by wtf bro do u not read?? June 13, 2022

hello neighbor 

A cardboard or plastic tube stuffed with dryer sheets, you know, the smelly good ones. used to attempt to remove some of the pungent qualities of marijuana "reefer" smoke. works better the more stoned you are. see also: spoof, snoosh

dude, hit this shit and dont forget to use the hello neighbor.

hello neighbor by Atler Lansing February 2, 2004

The Neighbor 

Performing a Funny Boner with your non-dominant hand.

"I got tired of using my right hand so I tried a stranger. After that got boring, I slammed my elbow against my desk and whacked away."
"Ah, The Neighbor. Why were you masturbating in your office?"

The Neighbor by uncleM October 13, 2009