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needless to say

An unnecessary and somewhat obnoxious introduction to an obvious observation.
Synonymous with the phrase “it goes without saying.”
Person A: I heard that my teacher’s vagina smells like a toxic waste dump. Needless to say I won’t be putting my nose anywhere near that.

Person B: If it’s needless to say, then why did you say it?

Person A: Well…I…uh…I don’t know.

Person B: Dick (while walking away).
by Wite Vagina Finda January 19, 2010
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needle eye

An extremely tight orifice. ie. anus, vagina etc.
It was an extremely hot day, and James' needle eye was sweating buckets.
by Bobbit May 30, 2006
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Needleheimer

I just saw a total needleheimer!
by needleheimer hunter February 16, 2010
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neebles

Affectionate bites of another person's shoulder (usually significant other) that can be measured in either number of nibbles or duration. Is often used as a mild 'punishment' as it can be quite ticklish/uncomfortable for the nibble receiver, and if nibbles are done through clothing it can create soggy patches of saliva.

Cute-sy pronunciation of the word 'nibbles'.
B: Sorry honey, I forgot to pick up the milk today!
S: What! I reminded you so many times. Fine, but you owe me 5 neebles (or 30 seconds of neebles)!
B: Sigh, fine. *Lifts up sleeve to expose shoulder*
by viciouslam August 21, 2013
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Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.
Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.
by Outofatent October 19, 2013
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(needle dick bug fucker)

A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)
Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)
by alikatt333 January 8, 2009
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needle nazi

a racist skinhead or member of a white power group (such as Nazi Low Riders and PENI) who is an I.V. Drug User. Used in Southern California.
The liquor store got robbed last night by a couple of Needle Nazis. They probably needed money for their next fix.
by SonOne May 26, 2007
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