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Cheeky Nandos

When you expect to go to Nandos as usual, but find that the visit/experience is more impudent or irreverent in a certain manner, typically in an amusing way.

The experience may also involve a slight tingling in the spine or rear-left corner of the mouth. This is due to an excess of Peri-Peri chicken in the blood stream.

Users who may experience "Cheeky Nandos" tend to be citizens who frequently shop at clothing chain stores in the city centre (eg - Urban Outfitters, Topshop, River Island).

"Cheeky Nandos" attire tends to consist of Converse/Flip Flops, accompanied by Skin-Tight Pants, commonly shorts. Alongside this are skimpily composed Vests/T-Shirts. The user tends to drown their hair in an orgy of gel, and apply Botox to each cheek.
"When your Nandos is extra cheeky."

"When your Nandos is cheekier than normal."

Per. 1 - How cheeky was your Nandos?
Per. 2 - Not as cheeky as I wished, but I heard of a really cheeky Nandos where a teenage girl dropkicked a toddler.

Per. 1 - *A-ok signal*
Per. 2 - Looks like someone had a cheeky Nando's.
by CheekiPeriPeri December 21, 2014
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nads

1. the dangley scrotum that hangs in between a mans legs

2. a very interesting name for someone to call their child that you know gets the ladies and is a very handsome boy and at football games you can cry "GO NADS GO"

3. slang for testicles or ballsack

4. the best place to keep your hands very warm
i know these things very well because my name is nads and i am a nadologist and i study nadology
by therealnads December 1, 2009
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arach-nads

spidermans testicles

pender has a pair of hairy arach-nads that she duct-tapes to her barse
my arach-nads are tingling.
by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004
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go-nads

The Rhode Island School of Design's school mascot is the Nads. They even have a big penis costume as the mascot.

It's cheering for the school/sports team.
Crowd during a hockey game: Go Nads, Go!
by her October 3, 2004
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Cheeky Nandos

A term used to describe Nandos, being extra cheeky. This term is usually used by fresh lads that have just hit up the skato, looking for some fuel to continue the day being fresh/10 ign rating. These fresh lads are usually found wearing a YMCMB snapback with some designer sunnies, skinnies hanging low, a tight shirt, vans and most of all, some 420 socks. The top dog lad Matt says "Oi lads, lets go have some cheeky nandos at 4:20" the rest of the lads will reply with "fuck yeah, sounds tops lad". These lads are usually around the age of 12 and think they are the most hardcore mother fuckers. After having cheeky nandos, a swarm of snapchats from these fresh lads flood everybody's notifications with a topless selfie saying "Bout to hit da gym, its chest day again!".
Oi crew, lets go out for some cheeky nandos.

Lads, im feeling blazed as fuck and need some cheeky nandos.
by Fresh Lad Jeff May 21, 2015
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Nads

a man's best friend or a man's groin. prefferably his balls.
Dude, my nads, are, like, freezing, dude, they shrunk, my man tools have shrunk,
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nadsat

meaning a slang term (used for a clockwork orange... that crazy crazy book)
devotchka is nadsat for a girl/woman, whereas malchick is nadsat for a guy/man.
by cathy pacheco February 18, 2004
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