Nola

the cutest and have big big big boobies

Nola is an independent ans amzing woman

by Nolaaa November 21, 2021

The Old Nolan

The exploits of Nolan, a man who's sexual prowess, ability to consume large amounts of alcohol, and the deeds he performs during these bouts of intoxication have made him famous around the world. The legend of "The Old Nolan" is an act that occurs when a man and a woman are having anal sex while in the shower. The act happens when a man pounds his woman partner so hard that she loses control of her bowls during the mans recoil (the backward momentum of a gun when discharged), leaving fecal matter on the shower floor. The turd must then be disposed of so the man makes the woman perform the drain stomp to force the poop down the drain, having a similar effect to making spaghetti out of play-doh. Luckily this occurs in the shower which results in momentary disgust and immediate clean-up.

We were both all sweaty after having wild animalistic sex, so we moved into the shower. Things picked up again and I ended up stickin my flesh musket into her mud tunnel, next thing I know I'm pulling out and she defecated on the floor. It was then that I realized that I've just joined the ranks of elite group of men who have successfully performed The Old Nolan.

by Old Nolan October 23, 2012

Nolan

bitch it's me, and I read all of y'alls Nolan definitions, and they are the biggest lies ever.

Did you hear about Nolan? Yeah, me neither.

by Nolang2005 July 30, 2018

Nola

Nola’s are usually great people. Nola’s are usually unique and love to explore. So don’t be too hard on them.

Look there’s Nola!

by Hdkudhejeirogkfjow June 7, 2018

Nola

Nola is a shortened form of the term "Granola", Granola does not refer to the food but to a aesthetic revolving around hiking, outdoors related activity, chill music which is often more relaxed and less edited guitar music it can also refer to outdoors equipment or brands such as Northface or Patagonia.

"Check out this new Patagonia shirt I got"

"Nice bro that's pretty Nola"

by Outdoorsenjoyer January 23, 2023

Nolani

An amazing, beautiful, perfect girl who always makes everyone's day happy. A smart girl who is just absolutely fantastic in every single way. A girl loves sports and can make everyone laugh.

Girl 1: Shes really smart and nice
Girl 2: I think her name is Nolani

by OvertRex December 22, 2012

Nola

the most beautiful & kind hearted human on the planet

wow nola really drippin

by nolas#1fan April 17, 2019