n00b 

(v) To molest someone in a hideous manner, often repeated soon after the first n00bing.

Duke: HeY GuyS WhAT's goiNG On?
Mark: >_> *n00bs the noob*
Duke: wTf juSt HapenED?!
Chazz: You just got molested by the n00ber...

n00b by Sword Dancer December 25, 2007

n00b 

a loser who obsesses with Borat.

Erika is total n00b.

n00b by the_new_lyn January 5, 2008

n00b 

Adelfo, suckage, being terrible at video games, or just beimg new to them.

you suck so much at counter strike your an n00b.

n00b by corey Cha0s April 13, 2007

n00b 

If you need to look up this word, you are one.

Ralph: You're such a n00b
Max: What's that?
Ralph: My point exactly.

n00b by Annie Onimous April 21, 2011

n00b 

Somebody who has to look up on urban dictionary the definition of the word "n00b".

You. Yes, you, the n00b staring at the screen.

n00b by CazadorN June 29, 2011

N00B 

a gamer who does not play games alot

My names Colin and i'm a N00B

N00B by colin mogelys October 17, 2008

n00b 

Anyone being described as 31 an taut with an extreme case of dwarf hands, may also sleep with silky blue blankets and have the quickest size 7's in the Nothern Hemisphere.

Adam: Look at that n00b helping them move.

Scott: Damn he is a 31 and taut piece of heaven send from the good lord above

Adam: They say when he moves his feet, time slows to a stand still.

Scott: Look at those hands though, freakishly small.

Adam: Whatever you do not look directly at mia hams

Scott: AHHH my eyes

Pauly: Stop bitching is just "Gin Sweetie"

n00b by Shunnydun September 2, 2011