Murfed

The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.

dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!

by ijustwreckedyou1423 June 3, 2011

Muredred

Something that is going to happen to loose change.

loose change got shot 9 times. Next time there will be no mistakes

by Rule May 9, 2003

murked

fugly.

friend one: was he cute?
friend two: naah man, he was murked.

by naaaaaaaahb. July 29, 2009

muroed

To be violently broken through an act of motive negligence. To destroy without awareness.

A: What happened to my trumpet?
B: Muroed.

by ZipperUdDipper April 14, 2009

Murse

Man Purse: A storage tote containing carry handles and a shoulder strap, giving it's (male?) wearer the option of carrying it by daintily holding the straps in his fingers or ruggedly off the shoulder. The murse may be accessorized with a matching coin pouch.

His new murse matches his shoes perfectly.

by Johnny Castle 69 February 26, 2011

Murded

When you get your head stuck in the ground and your neck snaps

You are murded

by SuckMYdick6996 August 5, 2018

murked

a white kid who wishes he was a black albino with a extreemley small penis

man i wish i was murked

by hello1234567 October 21, 2008