Muffstache

Similar to the mustache that can sometimes be found on the face of a man, a muffstache is also a patch of coarse hair, only instead of being found on the face of a man, the muffstache is located just above a woman's genitals. Also known as female pubic hair.

Frank: "Yo Carl! Tara finally let me go down on her!"
Carl: "Nice man! How was it?"
Frank: "It was awesome, other than the fact that she had a muffstache, and it kept tickling my nose!"
Carl: "What? Tara doesn't shave her vag? Tell her to shave! It's not 1804 anymore."
Frank: "Yeah, I definitely have to say something!"

by Miss Hell Kitten February 21, 2023

Muffocate

To drown and suffocate at the same time

Damn, I want her to muffocate me.

by TeeDheazy May 4, 2023

Muffocate

Trying to breathe while eating pussy with an overgrown bush.

Justice C.

I was eating her out but her bush was so big I was worried I'd muffocate

by Justice Crevlo August 30, 2023

Muffocate

Muffocate is a verb that combines two words .

A slang term of Muff (another one of many slang terms for a vagina) and Suffocate. Need I say more?

Last night I was muffocated by my wife.
She likes to muffocate me.

by BigRed1886 July 2, 2023

muffout

The outside of a muffin often crunchy and more firm then inside.

"Why did you only eat muffout of the muffin

by Jackson.is.epic December 29, 2024

Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.

I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.

by Spudnut October 6, 2012

beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.

The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.

by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013