A really shitty channel that has always sucked. Back when they played music it still sucked. If you have ever liked MTV, you might just be a LOSER.
Remember when MTV played videos?
Yea, I do.
Those were the days.
What are you talking abotu? The music was still SHIT.
Yea, I do.
Those were the days.
What are you talking abotu? The music was still SHIT.
by BLeh July 24, 2003
I have come to defend the youth of America. The only kids that watch MTV are completely retarted. Anyone with half a brain mocks them. Most kids at my school realize that MTV has almost ruined music for good. HOWEVER, there are the retards that like MTV for the " toddef flippin' sweet" shows such as Parental Control and TRL, which are the worst two shows of all time.
MTV is the reason for eating disorders. They almost say that it is a good thing! Fuck MTV! Lets all boycott MTV!
by stevedawg June 13, 2006
Channel which used to show good shows like Sifl & Olly, until bands started selling out on a daily basis and they replaced all the good shows with crap like TRL where you get to see 5 seconds of a bunch of lame@$$ pop videos morons popping out of the corner. Currently, they brodcast even more shows that someone with an I.Q. under 5 will find amusing, 'realistic', or fun to watch.
by Coo'io June 04, 2003
A television network that:
a) Shows nothing but vapid reality shows featuring rich spoiled bitches.
b) Airs stupid incarnations of Jackass, i.e. Wonder Showzen
c) Hosts the show TRL which features hoardes of screaming virgins that dress like whores and suffers those that don't get a ticket to stand outside and wave their posters like idiots. Contrary to popular belief, TRL does not show music videos, but only music clips, because they have to make time to interview the hot guest artist of the moment.
d) Airs full-length music videos only in the wee hours of morning when everybody is sleeping.
e) Tries to brainwash the youth with their stupid "political campaigns", "MTV news", and poster clone-bands.
f) Hosts the MVA's. contrary to popular belief, the MVA's is only a popularity/fashion contest as opposed to an event for showing appreciation to artists that TRULY contribute to the music industry
a) Shows nothing but vapid reality shows featuring rich spoiled bitches.
b) Airs stupid incarnations of Jackass, i.e. Wonder Showzen
c) Hosts the show TRL which features hoardes of screaming virgins that dress like whores and suffers those that don't get a ticket to stand outside and wave their posters like idiots. Contrary to popular belief, TRL does not show music videos, but only music clips, because they have to make time to interview the hot guest artist of the moment.
d) Airs full-length music videos only in the wee hours of morning when everybody is sleeping.
e) Tries to brainwash the youth with their stupid "political campaigns", "MTV news", and poster clone-bands.
f) Hosts the MVA's. contrary to popular belief, the MVA's is only a popularity/fashion contest as opposed to an event for showing appreciation to artists that TRULY contribute to the music industry
Dude! Did you catch Wonder Showzen on MTV last night?
LYKKE OMGGGZZZ! I SAW TRL YESTERDAY!!
OMG, I so totally queefed when I saw the season finale of The Real World!
LYKKE OMGGGZZZ! I SAW TRL YESTERDAY!!
OMG, I so totally queefed when I saw the season finale of The Real World!
by fuck your scene December 22, 2005
A horrible channel that brainwashes stupid people into becoming stupier by making them like poser crap such as Good Charolte, Avril lavgine, Slipknot, Present day Rap, ect. Also the channel is about 99% reality shows and 1% music. The channel used to be good in the 80's and early 90's but then TRL came on and in 1998 MTV stopped caring about music and became an evil corporation devoted to make american Pre-teens buy useless sh*t. MTV then came out with MTV2 which promised to be a channel devoted entirely to music video's but only played rap video's. Finnaly MTV2 broke it's promise and now plays 99% reality shows.
by Mr.t July 15, 2004
channel that allows shitty bands like NFG, GC, simple plan, and Blink 182 to call themselves punks. it also will sell it soul to the devil at the price of music for ratings, hence TRL. i hope every one who is behind mtv gets slapped and then catches abola. mtv is gonna kill us all.
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
1 a channel that brainwashed me into watching it.
2 a channel that plays more minutes in commercial than a tvshow
3 a channel full of fuckin rerun shows that play the same shit all week.
2 a channel that plays more minutes in commercial than a tvshow
3 a channel full of fuckin rerun shows that play the same shit all week.
by muafucka that live in south central los angeles March 12, 2004