motley crue

Anagram for "My toe ulcer."

Jerry G: Isn't that interesting, Carlos?
Carlos: No.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer March 15, 2005

motley crew

Verb; to use a substance intraveiniously.

I'm so going to motley crew this vodka right now.

by rawknob June 10, 2009

Motley Crue

The only Hair band to successfully hit mainstream.

Listened to by wannabe Metal heads and ditzy preps who think they're "hardcore".

Motley Crue Sucks. Period.

by Motley Crue = Monkey Crew April 10, 2006

motley crue

Whether people wanna admit it or not, Motley Crue are the founders of death metal. They wore makeup but not enough to make it their gimmick or to make them bona fide hair metal, much like some death metal artists out there (Avenged Sevenfold). And their music consists of hardcore lyrics laced with adult themes of violence, sex, and language, much like death metal is. Hell, most death metal bands today list Motley Crue as one of their key influences.

Marilyn Manson, Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, and others list Motley Crue as an influence to their music

by Sue the Samurai September 7, 2006

Motley Crue

A decent metal band made up of a bunch of wannabe punks. Vince Neil (frontman, Axl Rose's bitch, hits like a powderpuff), Tommy Lee (drummer, 24 inch dick, Kid Rock's bitch), Nikki Sixx (bassist, pissed in a cop car once), and Mick Mars (guitarist, the lone ranger and only talent in the group). Despite the fact that they suck as human beings, they collectively get at least four-hundred and twelve times as much hot ass as anyone that could possibly be reading this right now, and for that, they deserve two thumbs up.

Hey, did you hear Tommy Lee is fucking Pam Anderson?

Yeah, not if Kid Rock doesn't kick his ass first...

Hey did you know Vince Neil punches like a bitch?

Yeah, Axl would kick his ass in a new york minute...

Motley Crue sucks

by Axlwouldkickvinceneilsass November 22, 2009

mootlers

Mootlers are moose antlers, whether they be the real ones on a moose's head or fake ones worn as headbands by people.

Let's all wear some mootlers in celebration of moosemas!

by The Muffin Man's Wife January 12, 2005

Moteler

A word to describe a male or female suspected of cheating on their partner, who takes their lover to a motel to minimise being found out.
Also linked with Motelery- adultery in a motel.

Craigs been acting suspiciously the last few weeks, I think hes a moteler.

by LauraMD September 29, 2010