A dumb blind retarded ape-like creature that loves to chow on human flesh and lives in a far future. They descended from the humans who are shoved up into underground world by catastrophic events and became so primitive that their brains decreased in size, causing them to munch on Eloi flesh as well as taking turtby the river, themselves being retarders by showing younger Morlocks how to live like they do including pick'n bugs and eat'n them from their partners as well as throwing shit at each other for fun.
Person 1: "Man, that Morlock threw shit at my face!"
Person 2: "That's gay! Now that Morlock is going to bite into your arm!"
Person 2: "That's gay! Now that Morlock is going to bite into your arm!"
by Pussyeaterfromhell January 2, 2009
Get the Morlock mug.The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.
Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.
Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.
Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.
by Zachy and JameJame October 28, 2011
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A killer Shock Rock horror punk band started at the Culpeper Rock Academy. The memebers are Austin O - drummer known as Fish, Austin B- Bassist known as Fungus and the lead vocalist Adam known as Schitzo. (Horror Punk) (Music) (Culpeper Rock Academy)(Shock Rock)
Tim: Dude Morgue Rats is going to be at B.O.B. this weekend!
Rick: Yeah, man I hope Fungus spews blood on us again.
Rick: Yeah, man I hope Fungus spews blood on us again.
by xCandyxx000xxx December 15, 2008
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Person 1 - QUACK
Person 2 - don't do that
Person 1 - why?! QUAAACK!!!
*Person 1's ears begin to bleed*
Person 2 - THAT'S WHY. I TOLD YOU NOT TO MORBUS OMFG
Person 1 - *has bloody sideburns* *cries*
Person 2 - don't do that
Person 1 - why?! QUAAACK!!!
*Person 1's ears begin to bleed*
Person 2 - THAT'S WHY. I TOLD YOU NOT TO MORBUS OMFG
Person 1 - *has bloody sideburns* *cries*
by sammo tm May 31, 2014
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