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Morning Mildew

"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."
by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011
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morning bullet

The female equivalent of morning wood.

This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.
Luckily for girls, morning bullets are incognito.
by 4H-Babe January 12, 2012
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Molinski

Slang for someone who takes the fall for something they didn't do. Also patsy or fall guy.

Molinksis are usually paid off to take the blame, however, they can also be the victims of a frame job.
I paid Mook five beans to be my molinski.

I'm looking at my third strike, I need to find a molinksi or I'm up for life.
by FezMonkey December 22, 2008
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Morning After Dump

The name for the process in which you have a big bowel movement after a long night of drinking
I woek uip at that party and had a huge morning after dump
by APfromMSP July 7, 2005
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Morinville

A boring town where everyone that lives here wants to get out. The people stay the same, and meeting new people is hard, considering everyone knows everyone. The people that live here often are crazy mofo's, and like to party every weekend. Heck even on weekdays. There is nothing better to do then party it up everyday,
I feel like being bored, let's go to Morinville!
by BeanerGreener March 15, 2009
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Merlin

a cutie that you better not lose if you get her. she's a sweetheart and everyone loves her. she makes everyone happy. she's really shy and quiet but smart. she's real attractive but hates how she looks. she's really creative and loves music. she's a girl that you would never wanna lose. if you fall in love with a merlin don't let her go. she's the best thing to happen to you.
Yo i love merlin!
by lmaoo12 March 13, 2017
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Merlin

A magical gay british twink that will trust anyone or anything.

Also known as King Arthur’s “secret” husband.
Arthur: You really are a total buffoon, aren’t you Merlin!
by merlinsimpclub November 19, 2020
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