A hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'.
Billy Connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop.
Dude you should really go to the mopticians.
Dude you should really go to the mopticians.
by halooooom March 20, 2006
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someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink
Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.
by ginger125 September 19, 2016
Get the Sober Monitor mug.An ancoholic drink invented by Gustavo D. Esparza. The "Mojito Smash" it is served in many bars and nightclubs on the west coast. It was invented on June 29th, 2003 and it is very refreshing! Ask the bartender to make you one...
INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda
PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish
(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)
INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda
PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish
(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)
by CASUAL 909 February 22, 2010
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Get the Monitor mug.An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.
old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
by MKHH December 28, 2005
Get the monitor malaise mug.OMG, I totally want to MOITC with Steve tonight!
Lee totally MOITC'ed with Kelly last night!
Eww, that gross couple is totally MOITCing
Lee totally MOITC'ed with Kelly last night!
Eww, that gross couple is totally MOITCing
by redeagle09 March 11, 2010
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