Molesterbater

When you molest someone with a werid accent.

Joe molesterbaters Teresa during health

by IWasMolesterbatered June 12, 2011

Moodster

1) A local support tech who believes he is the greatest in the world at it. A delusion as they are actually the worst.

2) Has clawed & deformed fingers due to constant WoW play (because real life is too complicated) & frequent nob throttling.

3) Ignorant, immature, unfunny, etc etc

4) Greasy man-child.

5) Is 30ish going on 16. Lives with Mummy & Daddy. They want him out, doing everything he can to stay in the nest. Will fail.

1) Jeez Moodster, how did you make it out of school?

2) Moodster, you actually know very little.

3) So, in order for a woman to be attractive she needs a mace & a shield? You weirdo Moodster

by geek-a-tronix April 13, 2010

McChild Molestor

This is a big mac sandwich from Mcdonalds but instead of those wimpy meat patties, they throw on the meat patties from a quarter pounder

"Dude the meat patties on this McChild Molestor are so much bigger than the ones on a regular big mac. Badass!"

by S.O.L.O. October 27, 2009

Cereal Molestor

A person who has a ting' for cereal and molests cereal of all kinds.

"Hey joo, get your dick out of the Rice Crispie bowl, you cereal molestor! It might go snap, crackle or BLAP!"

by Blap is coming November 30, 2003

Molesterious

An unsavory character poorly attempting to conceal his / her intent.

Did you see that molesterious guy keep staring at those kids over his book, he's really creeping me out.

by Davis Avis February 10, 2009

The Molester

n. The Molester has various unique characteristics. Often seen associating with his good friend The Lurker at NASCAR events, he preys on fat chicks and teenage boys. He can easily be identified by his Looney Toons tee-shirt tucked into blue jean shorts with no belt. He calls cruising the parking lot at the race "grazing". His trademark saying is "Sup' brah?" Beware.

"The Molester is at it again. I heard he bagged Big Brenda and little Timmy last weekend."

by LukeDuke December 23, 2004

Fun Molester

A person who thinks they are cool and with it but in actual fact steal the life and good will from a situation.

I hear Dave is coming to the party. He is such a fun molester

by Carlossssssss January 16, 2009