The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence

The quality of or condition of being excellent

“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”

by Delovelytoucan April 5, 2021

Teeyon-Montgomery

the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)

(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')

hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.

by xhuman August 26, 2012

Montgomery Hug

When two first cousins hug each other without clothes.

- Hey Beverley how about a Montgomery Hug?!
- My Cousin Dave loves to Montgomery Hug.

by Brauumi November 18, 2019

April Montgomery

April Montgomery is a fictional character from the story The Shaw Brothers in the Episode app. Many people would call her a fruit because her love interest, Christopher Shaw, calls her apricot. However, by some people, she would be acknowledged as a crybaby. April is girl who’s very emotional and she cries every chapter of The Shaw Brothers. She even gave up Yale University for Christopher, and said he’s his whole world. All she wanted was some dick. She’s a very small girl who can’t reach the pedals while driving, so she may be a hazard to the people in traffic. She’s also very stupid, but can sometimes be very sweet.

“omg whys that girl crying so much? “
“she must be April Montgomery!”

by wh0re for shaw May 18, 2021

Montgomery

Montgomery is normally a sweet polite man, usually from Britain. They are attracted to girls with brown/green eyes and dark short brown hair.

That guy is so polite, must be a Montgomery.

by AppleFlow September 21, 2016

Montgomery Biscuit

The cumshot that gets your sister pregnant.

Jimmy-Bob: “What’d you do this weekend Cletus?”
Cletus: “I did a Montgomery Biscuit.”
Jimmy-Bob: “Congrats, fourth one for y’all right?”

by SisterLover69 August 30, 2025

hannah montgomery

the biggest joke to walk on this earth. no one really likes her they just pretend to so they can hit her vape. Hannah is so annoying in every way possible and likes to try to fuck every football boy, but really they all think she’s a slut

me: omg that’s so gross you fucked that football boy, hannah montgomery slobbed on his knob

kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now

everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares

by illfuckyourmom420 October 17, 2019