monta vista

a special place where there are plenty of chiggers and wiggers but no plain niggers.

i went to watch a basketball game at monta vista and the whole team was asian instead of black.

by montavistan January 29, 2005

Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.

After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.

by Fran December 31, 2003

Montage Workout

The technique of combining several varied short exercises in quick succession to give the partaker the false sense of satisfaction that they have completed a vigorous workout.

Upon completing a Montage Workout the individual compares their being to Rocky (or another inspirational character progression from a popular film) in a further mask to themselves to hide their lack of athletic worth.

This behavior is most commonly seen in fatties or newbies at a public gymnasium.

Gym Regular 1 - "Hey I've been here an hour and I've seen 3 different fatties come in punch that bag, ride a minute on the exercise bike, do 10 sit ups and then go home!"

Gym Regular 2 - "Oh those fatties and their montage workouts"

by DubSouth February 22, 2011

monetarily violated

Where someone makes unauthorized purchases on your account.

"Some weeaboo hacked my PayPal account and bought over $3000 of anime on CrunchyRoll. I felt monetarily violated."

by TheReaper719 August 23, 2017

montaea

A Montaea is a women capable of producing a stunning effect because she is the literal embodiment of the human ideal. When you see a montaea in person, you briefly experience a hint of humanity's greatest potential. You essentially receive a concentrated drug hit of life itself. A montaea is life, not in the sense that she is the meaning of life, but that she is the physical embodiment of life, the most utterly pure and concrete form of the abstract notion of what it means to be alive. It's an almost mystical experience in that it feels otherworldly. Montaeas, when seen in contrast with the unremarkable appearance of the average woman, seem almost to be heavenly creatures. A montaea can be, literally, intoxicating.

Dang, Angelique is the right combination of personality, confidence, and physical attraction. She's definitely a montaea!

by M A A M February 16, 2019

montajah

She's a girl you should keep no matter how annoying she is.Shes always gonna be down for you,she's gonna be honest with you,she's gonna keep it real,and gonna love yuh.

the most amazing person ever . montajah i the most honest and good person to be with

by vuucycrxxru u 67 January 28, 2020

Montana Mad Dog

When two grown ass men are performing rough anal sex doggy style, and the man receiving is on a kinky leash. Both men will often bark when performing the Montana Mad Dog.

Last night I went to the bar and found a sexy muscular man, we went back to my apartment and performed the Montana Mad Dog.

by Mason Fisler November 9, 2022