Mutton Molestor

A fan of Aberdeen football club who enjoys the regional sport of shagging sheep

"That Ooter is such a mutton molestor, that sheep got it bad in the ass"

by Andrew Smith June 19, 2006

Molestoid

Someone who is frequently the victim of sexual molestation, usually at the hands of many different villains. This person makes being molested an art form, and finds creative ways to get molested even in situations where such would seem impossible. Often molestoids have one particular villian who taxes them more than any other, and this villian is frequently a man over 80 years old.

Derived from a combination of the word molest and humanoid. A molestoid is the walking embodiment of the act of molestation.

Person A: Did you hear that Ryan got molested by an old man?

Person B: AGAIN? That guy is such a molestoid.

by Time4Pizza January 18, 2013

metal molestor

a bmx rider who appears to be having sexual intercoarse with his seat, a common name used by skaters to disrespect bmx riders

Skater1) Do you think those bikes enjoy being ridden by those metal molestors?
Skater2) No, too bad they don't have minds of their own to fight them off

by metalprotector April 27, 2009

Modest

To lie about being worse at something than you actually are.

John: Hey Phil, did you just do the 100 meter sprint in 10 seconds?
Bill: Yeah, but I'm not very good at sprinting.

The opposite of modest is arrogance. This is being truthful about how good you are.

by lanhj001 June 19, 2008

Molestocles

A great Greek warrior who was remembered for the one thing he hoped would be forgotten.

Herocles: Hey, Molestocles what's up?

Molestocles: That's what she said.

by Don Garbagio March 15, 2009

modesty stitch

A stitch put in low cut tops, dresses and jumpsuits that pulls the neckline in over the chest together so less cleavage / décolletage is shown.

"I love this new dress but it's very low cut. I think I need to put a modesty stitch in it."

by whyisthismyname March 23, 2019

Modesty kink

A form of kink where one fetishizes a person who acts or dresses modestly in public. By form of knowing or dreaming about the persons kinks behind closed doors or what they would do. The charm is in not being able to see the persons sexy features and instead thinking of it.

I have a modesty kink.

by _Tallius October 29, 2022