modern farm equipment

Harry Mexicans. No need for big green tractors when you've got Mexicans.

Juan is a piece of fine modern farm equipment

by Harrymexican January 16, 2017

Modernized Slavery

Interest you pay on a loan where shareholders sit around and profit off of your hard work.

My loans have become nothing but modernized slavery.

by anticipator March 11, 2017

moderntard

A moderntard is the opposite of nostalgiatard who thinks anything from today is better than from the past.

Person 1: I hate everything from the '90s! Because they are old!
Person 2: Stop being a moderntard.

by PaperBoat2001 March 30, 2018

Modern Trollfare

A way to jokingly say "Call of Duty Modern Warfare" between freinds.

Wanna run some Modern Trollfare?

by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

Monera

Arabic name meaning glowing/gleaming/ one who enlightens. Derived from 'Noor' which means light. Likewise, she is a girl who lights up your life with her presence. Very jokey person who always makes all around her laugh uncontrollably. Tends to exhibit a very overprotective nature of anyone she cares about. Has a big heart, caring personality and loves strongly. Her laugh makes your heart fill with light.

girls with the name Monera are very smart, beautiful and great loyal friends. If you know a Monira you're very lucky to have her.

*small girl with a bubbly personality walks past laughing*

Friend 1 to friend 2: she looks like such a monera

by Everything_2311 June 9, 2021

Modern Warfare II

Not to be confused with Modern Warfare 2 which was way older, Modern Warfare II is the 2022 Call of duty game which is being shoved down our throats so we can pre-order the game with the vault pack.

Warzone: PrE-oRrEr Modern Warfare II VaUlT pAcK nOw.
Me: STFU IM TRYING TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS I AINT WASTING NO MONEY UNTIL I FIND OUT THE GAME IS ACTUALLY GOOD UNLIKE SHITGUARD.

by IdkPlat June 21, 2022

Rocko's Modern Life

One funny old school nick toon. First aired in September 18, 1993 and last episode on Novemeber 24, 1996. There are four seasons with 52 episodes.
It features Rocko (a young wallaby from Australia who moves to the U.S), Spunky(Rocko's dog), Filbert (Rocko's turtle friend who works in a comic shop), Heffer (Rocko's steer friend and adopted by wolves), and Mr. And Mrs. Bighead (Rocko's frog neighbors). The show is about Rocko dealing with everyday things in his "modern" life.
Sadly, the show was cancelled. However, you can still watch re-runs on channel 126 with digital cable.

Filbert: Turn the page, wash your hands, turn the page, wash your hands...

Heffer: Wacky Deli Yeah! Wacky Deli Yeah! We've got sandwiches...

by Highly Evolved April 2, 2005