mash and dash

To have sex with someone, then to leave them out your life.

Another word for a one night stand.

mash and dash: dylan chauhan mashed and dashed that blonde gash, she was seduced by his tash.

by ratchetho12 October 12, 2009

Montebello Masher

This regional favorite consists of three parts. It requires a person to defecate on another person's face (preferably a hard stool). The person then urinates on the feces and face. The last step necessary to complete this fetish favorite is key. This is where the name of the move is derived. The person then sits on the other person's face subsequently "mashing" the urine and feces into them.

Sorry, toilet is broken. Ever heard of the Montebello Masher?

by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010

mash her gash

Term used to describe the act of hardcore/rampant penetrative vaginal sex.

1. "Oi Farmer... I wanna mash your gash!"
2. "I'd well mash her gash"

by hotsweetpanini December 19, 2007

monster mash

it was a graveyard smash
it caught in a flash

a party of monsters guest included wolfman dracula and his son

The coffin-bangers arrived With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

The monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

The zombies were having fun the party had just begun they did the mash they did the monster mash

by Kenny Luge October 9, 2006

vag mash

This is a fancy lesbian word for mutually rubbing, or grinding against each other's genitals. This can go all the way to orgasm, but is most frequently part of foreplay.

You two girls vag mash while i alternate fucking your faces.

by Ron Bassat February 21, 2007

Mash and Tingle

A rare form of male masturbation involving a window sill and a feather. One places their johnson onto the window sill next to an open window, takes hold of the window, and slams it down onto their member; the mash. Then, one runs a feather along the side and head of their jimmy; the tingle. This form of masturbation is not advisable, and requires a window that opens vertically.

I tried to mash and tingle, but I passed out after the mash.

by Danno Chuchiak April 16, 2007

Mash-Out

To drive away quickly.

To Peel out and drive away.

Oh shit, 50, mash-out homie!

by Shando January 27, 2004