jank-ass mofo

a typical mofo (some one who takes pleasure in screwing moms or someone who thinks theyre "all that"), but unnecessarily redundant and a complete train-wreck
often used to express some form of anger towards another person

Did you see what that jank-ass mofo did?? He gave me a f***ing F on my homework!

by angie gonzalez December 19, 2009

stupid ass mofo

A person (mostly a friend) who has done something that can be characterized as totally stupid but at the same time has a "mother fucker" aspect to it.

That stupid ass mofo has just come out of jail and robbed that liquor store.

by Sakibestina August 1, 2012

moflock

A hairstyle that is part mohawk, part the hairstyle popularized by the lead singer of Flock of Seagulls, Mike Score.

Hey, rock that moflock!

by Isabella Porrini January 17, 2007

mofuckyeah

used to express extreme anguish or to just add some attitude to a sentence;

let me get that dubble cheese burger mofuckyeah;

by Zoon of the Moon November 2, 2008

Mofolopian

(noun or adjective) 1. a. used to describe what we have all come to understand as a friend who doesn't want to go with you to the bar or sporting event or what have you. 2. a group of individuals around the whereabouts of Somalia, whose sole purpose it to commandeer water-borne vessels for ransom. 3. a seasoned gynecologist. 4. (verb) have sex so deep you hit the fallopian tubes.

1. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Let's go to the bar!
Don't hang out with that ugly girl! Get over here and watch the game you mofolopian!
2. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Leave my boat alone!
3. Hey doc! Leave my butt alone you Mofolopian!
4. Hey girl, I am going to mofolopian you and your hot girlfriend's fallopian tubes on this leather couch at my penthouse suite at the top of the MGM Grand Hotel.

by Somebody that knows Blake December 12, 2010

mofnw

Acronym for middle of fucking nowhere.

If you're neighborhood is made up of llamas fucking goats, men wearing overalls, and women with long hair they put back in a bun to go along with their long dresses, you're out in the mofnw.

by KOtaku June 22, 2012

Moffatz

A slang word for the word "nigga." Coined by LeDarius Nixon of the Sandlot

"Yall Moffatz trippin"

by Chuck. N. Norris July 31, 2013