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Mustachelle

Mustachelle has crumbs in her stash!
by Jaquani November 10, 2009
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Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.
The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.
by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012
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Mustache lover

A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair
Lila is a total mustache lover, she is always wearing her mustache necklace.
by grasslike February 23, 2013
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Moistache

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners upper lip after felatio in a mustache like fashion.
Kayleigh said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a moistache.
by Sarkyninja August 29, 2013
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Mustache Finger?

A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.
Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.
by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014
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mustache_izuku

mustache_izuku is so in love with Midoriya Izuku and is an account based off of him. their pronouns are she/they, and they're so sweet and likeable.
by dynadekuluvr tiktok June 2, 2021
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backwards mustache

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.
My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!
by sexypanda man January 30, 2010
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